I have gone through a most atrocious experience. It is rather difficult for me to even speak about it…Mumzy gave me an haircut, or rather a fur cut! My supposed summer cut…to be exact! It has taken me days to recuperate from this horrendous once a year ritual. Thus, the reason as to why I have not post a blog. All my beautiful fur is gone! For the time being,…that is. As Mumzy proceeded to cut my fur, with scissors mind you, she kept insisting that it would grow back soon…that I would feel much cooler now. She says that every year! Every summer, I am put through this most torturous procedure. No one asks me, if I wish to have an haircut-fur cut. After all, it is my fur, is it not?! One would think that one would have the option of expressing one’s opinions regarding this most delicate matter,…but noooooooo…they just do what they feel like doing. This is not a democracy! This is a dictatorship! Chop! Chop!..Chop! Off with Ko-Ko’s hair! Then, they have the audacity to goo-goo and ga-ga…as to how very beautiful I look. They must be jesting! I have eyes! I have 20/20 vision…if not more! Besides, a pussycat’s vision is much better than an human’s vision. I took a glimpse of myself…as my beautiful fur was falling, all about me, in disarray. It was indeed a sad day! It did not look pretty! I wonder what they did with all that fur?! Once,…I knew a lady…that would knit sweaters from her cat’s fur. She would actually brush her cat, collect the fur, make yarn and knit sweaters, scarves, and some such things. Go figure! Alas, presently,…I am not happy! A most sad season has come upon my furry, or for the present, not so furry,…person. Phffft! Phffft! Phffft! Ta-ta!!!  

I have gone through a most atrocious experience. It is rather difficult for me to even speak about it…Mumzy gave me an haircut, or rather a fur cut! My supposed summer cut…to be exact! It has taken me days to recuperate from this horrendous once a year ritual. Thus, the reason as to why I have not post a blog. All my beautiful fur is gone! For the time being,…that is. As Mumzy proceeded to cut my fur, with scissors mind you, she kept insisting that it would grow back soon…that I would feel much cooler now. She says that every year! Every summer, I am put through this most torturous procedure. No one asks me, if I wish to have an haircut-fur cut. After all, it is my fur, is it not?! One would think that one would have the option of expressing one’s opinions regarding this most delicate matter,…but noooooooo…they just do what they feel like doing. This is not a democracy! This is a dictatorship! Chop! Chop!..Chop! Off with Ko-Ko’s hair! Then, they have the audacity to goo-goo and ga-ga…as to how very beautiful I look. They must be jesting! I have eyes! I have 20/20 vision…if not more! Besides, a pussycat’s vision is much better than an human’s vision. I took a glimpse of myself…as my beautiful fur was falling, all about me, in disarray. It was indeed a sad day! It did not look pretty! I wonder what they did with all that fur?! Once,…I knew a lady…that would knit sweaters from her cat’s fur. She would actually brush her cat, collect the fur, make yarn and knit sweaters, scarves, and some such things. Go figure! Alas, presently,…I am not happy! A most sad season has come upon my furry, or for the present, not so furry,…person. Phffft! Phffft! Phffft! Ta-ta!!!  

Perhaps, it is best to begin the week with a pussycat’s philosophical view…Basically, I am now going to tell you what I think!…Whether, you like it or not! Most often in the mornings, I place my furry body next to Mumzy as she sips her cup of coffee. Together, we watch our inspirational programs. For in this world, one is always in dire need of inspiration. My favorite quote for the day is the following: Stability releases ability! Resist being moody! Be a stable person!…Ta-ta!

Perhaps, it is best to begin the week with a pussycat’s philosophical view…Basically, I am now going to tell you what I think!…Whether, you like it or not! Most often in the mornings, I place my furry body next to Mumzy as she sips her cup of coffee. Together, we watch our inspirational programs. For in this world, one is always in dire need of inspiration. My favorite quote for the day is the following: Stability releases ability! Resist being moody! Be a stable person!…Ta-ta!

As promised, we will now begin the much anticipated discussion of the Battle of Waterloo. Please make certain that you do indeed take notes…One may become quite lost without the proper notes…whether one is a pussycat, or any other creature of a different variety. Now,…let us begin. The Battle of Waterloo was an horrendous battle. It was fought on Sunday, June the 18th, in the year 1815. The battle took place near Waterloo which is located in present day Belgium. At first, I thought that Waterloo was a bird named Loo which resided in water. How very foolish of me! However, how was I to know…I am merely a rather furry pussycat. Intelligent as I may be,…and I am indeed quite intelligent…I do not know everything! Therefore, when my Mumzy announced that we were travelling to Waterloo…I was at a complete loss…There!…I have said it! I am now done for the day…Ta-ta!  

As promised, we will now begin the much anticipated discussion of the Battle of Waterloo. Please make certain that you do indeed take notes…One may become quite lost without the proper notes…whether one is a pussycat, or any other creature of a different variety. Now,…let us begin. The Battle of Waterloo was an horrendous battle. It was fought on Sunday, June the 18th, in the year 1815. The battle took place near Waterloo which is located in present day Belgium. At first, I thought that Waterloo was a bird named Loo which resided in water. How very foolish of me! However, how was I to know…I am merely a rather furry pussycat. Intelligent as I may be,…and I am indeed quite intelligent…I do not know everything! Therefore, when my Mumzy announced that we were travelling to Waterloo…I was at a complete loss…There!…I have said it! I am now done for the day…Ta-ta!  

Please do forgive me for not being able to post a blog for Monday and Tuesday. I was rather quite busy. It does take one time to groom. Especially, if one is a Persian cat…which I,…indeed am! Alas, one’s fur tends to be a bother at times. As I was grooming, I caught sight of Mumzy. Out of the corner of her eye, she was quietly gazing upon my furry person. She had that…certain look. Also known as…it is time for a much needed hair cut/fur cut look. For, Mumzy has not applied my summer cut as of yet. I do believe that she was pondering the thought of a cat hair cut. Sadly, during the summer, I go through a rather humiliating transformation…Mumzy gives me an haircut…a.k.a….chops off all of my beautiful fur, and makes me look like a wet rat…Yukhhh!!! Not a good prospect,…however one ponders the thought. Yet, it is what it is. Summer is arriving, and my hair cut is unfortunately inevitable…wet rat and all.

Now, on to a more interesting subject matter. Although, I must state that everything about me…is a most interesting subject matter…Fur and all!

On Monday, Mumzy and I watched The Battle of Waterloo Movie on You Tube. It was most fascinating. It seemed to be quite correct historically. It was made by Columbia Pictures in 1970. The Director is Mr. Dino De Laurentiis, and Mr. Rod Steiger portrays the great Napoleon Bonaparte. The movie is very well made. It was a sad movie to watch. Alas, I did emphatically advise the Emperor not to go through with the Battle of Waterloo. Sadly, he did not listen. If you wish to know more…simply read my book…Cat Paws Through History, Ko-Ko the Cat Meets Napoleon Bonaparte. Please watch the movie. It will be quite educational…Ta-ta! 

Please do forgive me for not being able to post a blog for Monday and Tuesday. I was rather quite busy. It does take one time to groom. Especially, if one is a Persian cat…which I,…indeed am! Alas, one’s fur tends to be a bother at times. As I was grooming, I caught sight of Mumzy. Out of the corner of her eye, she was quietly gazing upon my furry person. She had that…certain look. Also known as…it is time for a much needed hair cut/fur cut look. For, Mumzy has not applied my summer cut as of yet. I do believe that she was pondering the thought of a cat hair cut. Sadly, during the summer, I go through a rather humiliating transformation…Mumzy gives me an haircut…a.k.a….chops off all of my beautiful fur, and makes me look like a wet rat…Yukhhh!!! Not a good prospect,…however one ponders the thought. Yet, it is what it is. Summer is arriving, and my hair cut is unfortunately inevitable…wet rat and all.

Now, on to a more interesting subject matter. Although, I must state that everything about me…is a most interesting subject matter…Fur and all!

On Monday, Mumzy and I watched The Battle of Waterloo Movie on You Tube. It was most fascinating. It seemed to be quite correct historically. It was made by Columbia Pictures in 1970. The Director is Mr. Dino De Laurentiis, and Mr. Rod Steiger portrays the great Napoleon Bonaparte. The movie is very well made. It was a sad movie to watch. Alas, I did emphatically advise the Emperor not to go through with the Battle of Waterloo. Sadly, he did not listen. If you wish to know more…simply read my book…Cat Paws Through History, Ko-Ko the Cat Meets Napoleon Bonaparte. Please watch the movie. It will be quite educational…Ta-ta! 

As promised, let us begin to discuss The Battle of Waterloo. There is a most interesting move titled, The Battle of Waterloo, which one may view on You Tube. It was made by Columbia Studios in the year 1970. Mr. Rod Steiger, who is a most exceptional actor, portrays the great Napoleon Bonaparte. I happen to pounce upon this information just today. I found it to be rather purr-fect under the circumstances. I am immensely looking forward to comparing my notes to what is portrayed within the movie…We shall chat again…perhaps on Monday…Ta-ta!

As promised, let us begin to discuss The Battle of Waterloo. There is a most interesting move titled, The Battle of Waterloo, which one may view on You Tube. It was made by Columbia Studios in the year 1970. Mr. Rod Steiger, who is a most exceptional actor, portrays the great Napoleon Bonaparte. I happen to pounce upon this information just today. I found it to be rather purr-fect under the circumstances. I am immensely looking forward to comparing my notes to what is portrayed within the movie…We shall chat again…perhaps on Monday…Ta-ta!